i really dunno where u got all these ideas frm tat im yearning to have a relationship wit u, i mean seriously, all i wanted it was to have an open relationship, nothing like wat u r thinking,
im puzzled.
HMMMMMMM
oh wel… keep telling urself u r hot, just cos u r a model doesn’t mean a shit, if u r THAT hawt, u wont be stixing ur ass here. u will be in Hollywood, replacing Wentworth Miller in Prison Break or even Justin in Sexyback. So pls be reminded tat u r just a lil piece of MF.S.O.A.S.B. likewise ur FUGLY Gf!
VIP VIP, when u hear this three letters, the 1st thing that comes to ur mind must be…. wow GLAMOROUS. N when u r being signed into clubs as VIP…. ppl will go like… damn thats awesome, u r hell cool, how did u managed to get in there????
was at this certain club on Sat (not gonna name names of cos) and yea was signed in as VIP, wasn’t my 1st time gg in to VIP room of cos, but in the past, i didnt realised this till last sat cos most of the time when i was in there, i was already half tipsy but last sat i went in 100% sober. so yea… i sat there for hours just looking at how the ppl behave in there and how the “GLAMOROUS” VIP RM is actually aint that glamorous.
for ppl who’ve neva been in there b4, let me give u a brief description of it. more like a brief description of the ppl behind the closed door of VIP.
beautiful ladies, bottles n bottles of alcohol, wine, rich old man n more beautiful ladies n more rich old man, beautiful ladies n even more rich old man… yes basically thats wat u will see in there, nutthing but that! and most of these beautiful ladies all go there wit a same mission in mind… and that is….TODAY I GOTTA HOOK UP WITH SOME FINE, RICH OLD MAN. in VIP most of the ladies behave like a socialite, all they do is act all sluty, wit a wine in their hand, intro themselves to one after another and another and another rich man. everyone seems to know everyone in there, its like all the rich n famous can only befriend with the rich n famous. gay i noe! its a pretty sleazy place, well its is a sleazy place.
after the few hrs of observation, i realised tat… this is not really a place for me, i rather be at the dance floor dancing away wit the “real people” than sitting in VIP looking like a hooker. a high class one that is. i mean im not gonna say u wont ever see me in VIP room anymore, cos its impossible but i get sick if i stay there for too long. u feel so unreal, so fake so hooker-ish. ha… thats VIP rm for u.
The real scenario behind the closed door of the oh sooooo “Glamorous” VIP!
a tribute to this gurl who think she’s hell hot! omg… she complaint bout how my fren melissa is not worthy for her bf and that her bf deserve someone betta??!!
geezz woman… someone betta like who??? YOU?? my gosh… hell gross!if that ever happen, Mr Slicky pls go kill urself :S
and woman… when is ur birthday? i think i need to send u a mirror… a mirror that is the size of erm…. let em see…. maybe ALANTA??!!! gosh… even if u r that poor to own a mirror, u can always do the D.I.Y style, pee in the toilet bowl , then look down for ur reflection. but u prob freak urself out after that. so forget it. u betta keep lying to urself to save ur own life! totally grossed out by the comment that woman made! u r prob just hell jealous cos u cant get guys liddat, u hate us cos u r jealous once again, u think that we r noisy n aint classy, but thats only cos u dunno how to have fun. u think u r so cool, classy, sophisicated cos u dun go crazy like us when u club, but truth is u have no personality, all u do is stand there like a statue, looking all cool… hoping that guys will come up to u for number… dream on!
its been a long time since i update my blog. this blog im about to write is for Mel. oh no woman…. i felt so bad to leave such a huge scar on ur eye brow. it all happened on Sat, all tks to alcohol, lol… gone a bit crazy after those apple shots and i scarred Mel. poor woman… was bleeding like crazy, for one min i tot she need stitches, ouch. but tk goodness, it was ok after a while, not the scar though. i told Mel… if u want, go for plastic surgery n i’ll pay for it, lol… wth! ok ok woman… i’ll buy u apple shots and ice cream next week k.
oh and woman…. Wei Xiang or Guo Bing???? hahahah 
i received an email weeks back, an email on the top 15 hottest world cup players…. and hollycow, half of it were crap to me. so today im gonna give a low down on my top 5,hottest, sexiest mama in this yr world cup. here we go :.
(1) if u r thinking my no.1 spot is Cristiano Ronaldo, u can go kiss my ass, cos Ronaldo is ugly and he’s the most “dirty” player anyone can ever imagine….. so pls!!!! and my no.1 hottest World Cup player in 2006 goes to…………………………….. Mr Kaka (wat reason do u think i have to give??? its written all over this dude’s face!!! just two words SIZZILING HOT!)
(2) Steven Gerrard ( need to say more??? I love him, gorgeous, super talented and a guy full of X factors, woo!!! Oh did i mention… he’s from Liverpool, hahaha….)
(3) Cannavaro (this guy look like Jake Gyllenhaal, how can he not be in here???!!! moreover he’s sooooooooo cool, nice!)
(4) Michael Ballack ( his body is amazing, check out his ass, no kiddding! his Hips Don’t Lie) lol lol lol
(5) Toni ( if u r wondering who da F*ck is he, he’s from Italy and he’s cute)
oh wel… so im dumb, at least im not a bum! wait a min… u r dumb + a bum = how sad!
ppl always say, as u grow older u get wiser but this isnt the case for some ppl i noe, maybe get wiser by sitting at hm, scheming and planning on how to ruin ppl’s relationship and friendship. put words in ppl’s mouth and call ppl a devil, without realising that the biggest devil is urself, and saying stuff that hurt ur own frens, WHO DA FU*K SAY STUFF TO HURT THEIR OWN FRENS? ppl reading this, do u agree that ppl like the above mention ought to be send to places worse than hell??? I certainly think so, cos nutthing is more cruel than hurting ur own frens. is time to reflect ur own behaviour u *****.
i may be dumb or wateva, but at least i dun go out there and hurt my frens. i dun say stuff that r nasty as hell to my frens. do u even know the meaning of "frens"???? bet u dumb and dumberer dont, pls go check out the dictionary in any library near u!!!!
ah wateva i rest my case, call me (1)dumb, (2)sl*t, (3)biatch, (4)devil. i dun care. here comes the rhyme… i love being… (1)dumb, i love being (2)sl*ty, taking all ur guys and letting u call me a(3) biatch, making me a (4)devil cos i rob ya blindly, which will eventually cost me living in hell. (omg i love tis part, its awesome ain’t it?? see the same numbers and words flow there?? ok its not too gd of a rap but i tried) lol. anyway back to serious business… its my life, its wat i like, none of ur business! i wont be wasting my precious time writing anything bout u anymore, cos u ain’t WORTH my time, so this is prob the last blog im gonna write bout u, regardless of wat u r gonna comment back to me. r u having fun reading it? im sure u do! im done, now u F* off and scram. not just outta my blog but outta my life!
sighsss…. i feel gddddd!!!!
on a lighter msg now… last Sat was so fun, we went to MOS, everyone was there!!! can u believe it, it was like almost a reunion or something! justin whom i hasn’t seen for so long came with shan and jasmine, oh jasmine, i miss that girl too. and shawn!!! gosh that guy that i only saw once 2 yrs ago at his house party came to lenny’s birthday on sat. steve, simon, john, daniel, stephen vanicek, ryan, etc… omg too many to name. but it was awesome, had so much much fun. i miss my biatch Lenny, hahaha im kidding! and Nat, im so happy for her. that girl get any guy she want, always the hot ones. 1st it’s mr JB, then now mr s*** *** ok, shut up ron, too much info here! nat u lucky lucky girl, lol so happy for u. we 3 silly willies sure were crazy that nite. and will always be when we r out clubbing. love u women, u women know who u r! muackies muacks! :XxXxX
CLASSIC
Tis is so funny and random, yesterday i was on the fone wit Mel and we were talking bout some party or something, and she went like wat if the person say ""i donte even know u, why u come" and then here came the CLASSIC part, I told Mel… nvm lah, if that person say tat, u just say, [I donte know my orgasm too, but they always cum!] geeezzzz…. how gay but Mel and i cracked up like hell, it was funny at that pt of time ok, lol lol! Sorry i know im lame n wayyyyy tooooo random but its wayyyy tooooo classic either, therefore i have to mention it on my blog!
love me for me, love my randomnessss as well, muacks :XXX
have u ever had that kinda feeling that u’ve been betrayed and the one tat betrayed u was someone u once trusted??? oh wel that was wat i found out last nite! ever heard of TRUST COMES BETRAYAL??? sounds familiar huh??? 
man wat a sweet revenge for tis person, wat she did to me was something i neva xpected she would do, cos i TRUSTED her and told her something that i dont think i’ll tell just about to anybody or anyone unless i treated u as a FREN. but no this person i trusted betrayed me and…. Tis is wat happened…. months back, i told tis “betrayer” bout this guy i liked, i told her i dropped my stardard for him, well…. im not gonna deny that i didnt say tt but that was only the 1st half of the story, the story ain’t just liddat but this person went and told that guy wat i said bout me dropping my standard for him, wats best is… i know she did it on purpose cos if she didnt she would have told him the entire story but she only told him the 1st half of it.
wanna know the bottom half???? i shall tell u…. wat i said was,” Yea… i tink i dropped my standard for him but then i still like him till now and i dunno why??? actually i think i know y, cos he’s really nice and really sweet! ” that was the actual conversation, but this betrayer/meanie was so nasty, she misinterpreted me for the sake of ruining me and that guy’s friendship, smart or cunning u decide. but i wanna suggest something to this betrayer, If u wanna do tis again the next time, go join Survivor, at least there’s 1 million to be won, betrayed me???? wat benefits will u gain???? man.. so upset man, a “fren” i trusted - not anymore!
and worse, i only found all that out last nite and this thing already happened months back, wat a joke rite?! at least the truth is out, AT LAST!
hahaha :))))) so happy, its Great Sales againnnnnn! lala…. went shoppinng wit Mel and Nat, omg we all spent so much. Guess wat Guess wat…. hahah i bought my fave bag from Guess!!! yay… Love it s0ooo much! and then we went to Sakae Sushi for dinner!
haha…. so funny at the sushi place, mel and her “monkey” moments!!! lol and we took lotsa pics. hahaha…. not to forget our chopsticks moment was the bomb! everyone outside and inside the place tot we were crazyyy, trying to break chopsticks using our forehead, lol lol! so funny :DDD Mel was random, she was gg on bout tis particular sushi and tot it was kangkong flavour, my god…. who put kangkong on sushi???? only mel’s sushi place i guess! even shaun almost faint when she said tat! gosh…
After sushi we went and continue wit our shopping, while shaun went wit Luke to chill. the ladies went to Forever21, mel and nat bought the same dress, and all 3 of us bought the same belt. we r crazyyy i tell u. lol
after a long shopping, we finally decided to go to coffee bean and rest for a bit. so luke and shaun came and meet us again at coffee bean, we sat there, drink and talk, waste time till our movie start. oh and we saw Sher there as well.
almost 11ish, our movie is gonna start, so we walked to Lido, when we saw something awesome, the foosball machine, hahaha…. we played even though the movie at 11.45pm. damn… that thing was entertaining man, we played and played till 11.40pm, and there Afiqa called ” WHERE R U GUYS???? IM HERE ALREADY, MOVIE IS STARTING IN 5 MINS” lol lol , so we stopped the game and ran up to theatre! thank god we still made it in time. we watched the Bench Warmers, so hilarious, cant stop laughing throughout the whole movie.
after the movie, we went hm. oh my… wat a day, so tired and all! but sure we had fun…. SO MUCH FUN!!!
